It was a dark and dreary time for us all, even if we weren't aware we were missing out on an exciting universe that existed in glowing box and that would eventually cut down on the amount of time we spent actually dealing with other people.
I invite you to share how miserable life was before such a thing as Internet came around. Know that if you share something, I may use/steal your idea.
For example, before Internet, people had to purchase music. Before the Internet, you had to show up to a date to see what the other person looked like (i.e. no posting pics online).
Anyway, you folks get the idea.
I'm now gonna eat some dinner. It will probably be something from Trader Joe's. Thought you should know that.