Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Fatty Arbuckle

I've been dividing my time reading "I, Fatty", working on my stand-up material and preparing for a huge audition this Friday. I won't say what it's for because I don't want to jinx it.

Shoot. I probably just jinxed it by even mentioning it in this blog. Damn. I'm a moron.

Oh, and I also culled a ton of news stories to possibly discuss on the first podcast, to be recorded this Saturday.

News of note
--Kerry's grades at Yale nearly the same as Bush's, surprise surprise.
--Human leg falls from a jetliner and lands in someone's yard in Florida.
--U.S. Number One in mental illness. Yay!
--Crazy guy with a chainsaw allowed to enter this country. Next day=bloodbath. Oops.
--Anal bleaching is all the rage right now

And other such fare. Any subjects you think are worth discussing? Lemme know.

I'm going back to my book/writing.

8 comments:

Butternut said...
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Butternut said...

Blame Yahoo! for the long URLs.

How about the outpouring of support for Mr. Jackson? You get the feeling that people can't believe that this guy just might have some issues.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050607/od_nm/jackson_fans_dc;_ylt=AohttahXEO0wbEvvn3YFvkoSH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

The fishy smell beneath a woman's skirt is ...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050607/od_nm/australia_fish_dc;_ylt=AmE2kAr5Me9YrItCETPy54ASH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Religious displays in a public zoo.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050608/ap_on_re_us/zoo_display;_ylt=AuH0wnd9nzvdLpytuYmo5AcPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

A woman's ability to orgasm based on her jeans. Oh, genes!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/health_orgasm_dc;_ylt=AjPs3Nws7UUHvYa0hwGUFzMPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Butternut said...
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Unknown said...

Good luck on the audition..you've already got the part.

A story ideas:

"My cousin robbed a bank..or at least tried"

http://www.kake.com/news/headlines/1559881.html

I'm still wondering how he got into planning to rob a bank. I don't have enough self estem too commit that kind of crime. But I'm glad no one was hurt.


How soon can we hear this show..any chance of a live broadcast. It's not hard to setup...at least not hard on a Mac system.

Check out the Nicecast application for broadcasting.

http://www.rogueamoeba.com/nicecast/

And, StreamGuys for a streaming server.

http://streamguys.com



Good Luck Lady:)

Unknown said...

Well I'll send you an email Matt to explain things. I'm changing some things on my site at the moment, but I do have a live stream that I play music from.

On the Nicecast site they have some streams playing to check out.

Again .. Good luck .


And tell Oliver Stone to go easy on the herbs if he wants you in his movie Lady.

:)

Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Hey Swish! Still lurking...

One item that is VERY newsworthy post on YPS!! Are you stand-up enough to enter the YPS!! contest??? Hmmm, the challenge has been made....

http://yourpackagingsucks.blogspot.com/

pacoblue said...

How is "I, Fatty"? Read "In The Hand Of Dante" and you will not be sorry.

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