Thursday, June 30, 2005

Gonna Snare a Millionaire

Hey Guys,

Sorry for not posting yesterday. I was taking a class at the AMAZING Learning Annex here in Los Angeles. The Learning Annex is a wonderful institution that offers regular people--people like you n' me--valuable insight into a wide range of topics that will ultimately allow ourselves to improve our lives.

Yesterday I took the first step to a better life by attending Lisa Johnson's seminar "How to Snare a Millionaire". She promised I'd learn to:

--Go where the rich go--and locate the "hot spots" that rich men frequent
--Find out if your potential mate is rich, without him/her knowing about it
--Package and project yourself
--Get he/she "hooked" on you
--Get your mate financially committed to you before marriage
--How to find him, catch him, and keep him.

As a bonus, Lisa will personally deliver my personal profile to eligible millionaires who are eager to meet the right companion. All I need to do is bring stationary, photos and writing utensils and let Lisa show me how to write a provocative personal profile.

Oh, and for any of you who DOUBT Lisa's credentials, she knows what she's talking about. She is a well-known media personality and the AUTHOR of "How to Snare a Millionaire." She's interviewed George Clooney, Sylvester Stallone, Richard Gere, among other celebrities. She is a frequent guest on national talk shows and writes a weekly Hollywood gossip column.

But Laura, you're probably asking, do you really think that one class is enough to land a millionaire?

Not necessarily. That's why I'm also going to take Jean Sanders Torrey's class "How to Get Any Man to Marry You--Guaranteed!"

This is probably a better class. Whereas Lisa's class shows you how to marry a millionaire, this class shows you how to get ANY man to marry you. So I could get a millionaire or a BILLIONAIRE, or someone really famous. I don't want y'all to think I only care about money. I don't. I care about prestige as well. And that's why, after taking this second class, I plan on getting the Dali Lama to marry me. He's super famous but is also well-grounded spiritually. Plus he travels quite a bit and I think I would enjoy that.

What are Jean Saunder's qualifications? Well, Jean is a writer, model AND fashion consultant. She's a former fashion editor of Movieline magazine, social columnist for Beverly Hills Today and personal shopper for Saks Fifth Avenue. PLUS she is now the sharp, sophisticated author of "Why Men Marry and Why Men Don't."

Between these two ladies, I should be in very good hands.

I will keep everyone posted as to my progress. This time next year I'll probably be relaxing at my mountain home in Tibet. You're all invited (provided Lami isn't too busy)!

13 comments:

VagabondLoafer said...

You will want to marry a very wealthy person. If you marry a mere millionaire likely they'll be working 80+ hours a week and you'll spend most of your life apart from each other. Miserable unless you have an interesting hobby.

And in case you’re interested. I'm a thousand-aire many times over. Impressed yet? I also figured out how to get you financially committed to me. Um, Laura, can I borrow $20 till payday, or until I get a better job. Now that’s irresistible!

X said...

Well, I look forward to learning the art of snagging a rich chick. I want a Suga-momma. Working is for the birds. I have to get up early, before 12:00 PM. Can you believe sometimes they actually expect me to think? The nerve of them. I'm not getting graded on this. I come to work to get my paycheck and surf the Internet. Waitaminute, I'm a volunteer. What do they expect for free anyway?

Yeah, I asked John Kerry once how to snag a rich chick and he got all defensive. Or maybe it was because I was checking his daughter out? I don't know. He was holding out on me, but thanks to this book I will be rich....

Trey Goals said...

These days, he goes by DLam, but to me he's still just Dali from the Block. He's the chosen one with the bling bling!

Butternut said...

Hey, don't the ladies that marry the rich guy end up with the pool boy? I need to invest in a beat up pickup truck, a pair of cutoffs, and a pool net. I think it would help if I change my name too. Maybe something like "Armando" or "Julio" or "Thunder".

Amadeo said...

Is there a class for young men on how to find a sugar-mommy?

Manxuria Investments Ltd said...

For the first time today I took some time to look for infomation and related pages to this very topic. I also have a site related to this and I sometimes search in the blogs, looking for new article ideas. Today it was a joy to come across a real interesting post that you made. Thanks for this great blog e forex gold gold hyip

ronmojohny said...

Hi, if you are looking for mapquest aerial photo, this site does a nice job of sorting through all of the choices. mapquest aerial photo

ronmojohny said...

Hi, if you are looking for mapquest mexico, this site does a nice job of sorting through all of the choices. mapquest mexico

OBM said...

Hello! What at great blog you have going. I blog about vector marketing. I am also offering the eBook "Adsense Empire" to my visitors.... Stop by & get your copy today

Abd Hamid said...

Good tips ! Try it and you will never regret.

Anonymous said...

Deltalloydinvestmentsfund.com paid me $1,000,000 LibertyReserve Money right now
Welcome to Delta Lloyd Invesments Fund
Our professional traders have accumulated a great experience of stock trading and developed a lot of highly profitable funds management schemes which allow us to put high interest rates for our customers.
This program is a real investment, which returns are all generated from real-life investments. The money you invest is re-invested for you and it is your invested money that will bring you the big returns. After years of professional

trading we have joined our skills, knowledge and talents in the effort to bring a new reliable investment opportunity.
As the result of careful planning and joint work emerged Delta Lloyd Investments Fund, a reliable short-term investment project, that offers great returns along with professional approach and security. We do not claim the highest

interest rates available online and this has never been our primary aim. What we consider most important is stability, timely payments and flawless service. Our professional expertise allows us to offer you secure returns on investments.
History
Delta Lloyd Group’s history dates back two centuries: a two hundred-year track record of continuity and reliability. Thanks to its strong long-term focus and consistent strategy, the 19th century Hollandsche Societeit van

Levensverzekeringen gradually evolved into the present-day Delta Lloyd Group, a prominent full financial service provider.
Payments are made for your comfort directly to your LibertyReserve and PerfectMoney account, 100% Secure of your Deposit(s).
Plan Term Profit Total Return Minimal Invest Status
5000% after 2 days 2 days 4900% 5000% 350 USD Now Open
5000% after 1 day 1 day 4900% 5000% 5,000 USD Now Open
5000% after 18 hours 18 hours 4900% 5000% 20,000 USD Now Open
5000% after 12 hours 12 hours 4900% 5000% 100,000 USD Now Open
http://deltalloydinvestmentsfund.com/invest.htm
Date: 2009-08-02 18:33
From Account : U7503815 (Delta Lloyd Investments Fund)
Amount : 1000000.00
Currency : LRUSD
Batch: 18012212
Memo : Deltalloydinvestmentsfund.com

More infomation please visit
http://deltalloydinvestmentsfund.com/?u2283922
http://deltalloydinvestmentsfund.com/?u2283922

Mail to me if you made a deposit use my referral link.I will return 10% of your spend instant.100% guaranteed money back.
MY email:tkobez06@gmail.com

Make $50k libertyreserve money daily on forex trading
http://www.libertyreserveforex.net
Read news about hyips.make money fast and easy
http://libertyreserve-investment-hyip.blogspot.com/

More news about paying hyips
http://groups.google.com/group/make1milliondaily

Post Your AD on 1000+ Forums
The Best HYIP Rating. The Fairest High Yield Investment Programs Monitoring Service
http://www.yahoomsngroup.com/

Unknown said...

Thanks For Sharing this really nice to read it...
------------
Sean Cruz
Fixed Rate Mortgages

Unknown said...

I like to appreciate your views for collecting information about this.
=============
PLR Products