Monday, July 11, 2005

Lessons of 7/11

I've always felt that if we ever forget the lessons of 7/11, the terrorists win.


Need a penny, take a penny (and vice versa)
Cherry-flavored Slurpees are best
Sushi and Slim Jims don't go together
Wasabe-flavored Funyuns are worth fighting for
Diabetics do it with Big Gulps


Wow. I swear there are other lessons. This is embarrassing. I'm totally forgetting the lessons of 7/11. Ummmmm.....

Shoot.

Anyone else remember?

2 comments:

Butternut said...

Cigarettes are different prices at different stores. (At least that's what my friends say. I don't smoke. I grew up on Trader Joe's and whole grain bran.)

They sell low-grade porn there. I grew up on low-grade porn... and whole wheat porn.

Trader Joe's doesn't sell porn. Un-American I tell ya. Like burning flags and voting for 3rd party candidates!!!!

Kevekev101 said...

Wasabe flavored funyuns!?!?! Is it so!?!?!