Need a penny, take a penny (and vice versa)
Cherry-flavored Slurpees are best
Sushi and Slim Jims don't go together
Wasabe-flavored Funyuns are worth fighting for
Diabetics do it with Big Gulps
Wow. I swear there are other lessons. This is embarrassing. I'm totally forgetting the lessons of 7/11. Ummmmm.....
Shoot.
Anyone else remember?
2 comments:
Cigarettes are different prices at different stores. (At least that's what my friends say. I don't smoke. I grew up on Trader Joe's and whole grain bran.)
They sell low-grade porn there. I grew up on low-grade porn... and whole wheat porn.
Trader Joe's doesn't sell porn. Un-American I tell ya. Like burning flags and voting for 3rd party candidates!!!!
Wasabe flavored funyuns!?!?! Is it so!?!?!
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