This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Great! Now I’m just one step closer to the realization of a dream. The dream of someday owning my own Soylent Green® franchise! As a child I remember how missing the whole ‘Ethyl 4-hydroxybenzoate’ scene crushed my fathers dream of getting a piece of the food additive market. I’m going to get in on the ground floor. You should think about it too. I’m not going to let my ship sail without me. And Laura that’s an even bigger warning as everyone in the future will be brown.
Some people prefer dark meat, and you shouldn't read into that.
This is a big fat useless waste of science. Unless some super-cool byproduct of the whark-meat chicken is a cure for cancer or AIDS or carpal tunnel or something.
I have a hard enough time finding milk without rBST in it, sheesh. McNuggets now with all "white" meat Chikken(TM). Lean Pockets on the other hand, thems tasty cheese-like goodness.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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Great! Now I’m just one step closer to the realization of a dream. The dream of someday owning my own Soylent Green® franchise! As a child I remember how missing the whole ‘Ethyl 4-hydroxybenzoate’ scene crushed my fathers dream of getting a piece of the food additive market. I’m going to get in on the ground floor. You should think about it too. I’m not going to let my ship sail without me.
And Laura that’s an even bigger warning as everyone in the future will be brown.
Tofu-flavored chicken. No thank you. I'm waiting for the filet mignon-flavored asparagus.
Some people prefer dark meat, and you shouldn't read into that.
This is a big fat useless waste of science. Unless some super-cool byproduct of the whark-meat chicken is a cure for cancer or AIDS or carpal tunnel or something.
I have a hard enough time finding milk without rBST in it, sheesh. McNuggets now with all "white" meat Chikken(TM). Lean Pockets on the other hand, thems tasty cheese-like goodness.
Yes Aaron, he was the prototype I believe. You can see how well that turned out.
As a brown person, I wish that was my biggest concern. Then I wouldn't need Paxil or Prevacid.
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