Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Henry Rollins Likes Tejava




When one lives in Hollywood, as I do, one is privy to secrets that people in the rest of the country aren't. I normally respect a celebrity's privacy, but when someone uses their fame to bully others, he or she is fair game.

So it is in the case of rocker/poet/actor Henry Rollins. Who did I spy at Trader Joe's in the 10-items-or-less line with no less than 12 items?! Made me sick. So let it be known: Henry Rollins drinks lots of Tejava . He also wipes his behind with environmentally-safe, recyclable toilet paper and enjoys the occasional glass of Rice Dream.

If any celebrities happen to be reading this right now, let this be a warning. I'm watching you!

3 comments:

Tim said...

Tight now Henry is blogging about being stalked by that girl from the computer channel. In prose, of course.

"Computer channel girl - you've found me again - a six pack is one item!"

Butternut said...

Henry rocks. I'd let him in line in front of my with 13 items!

Rollins Band was the first concert I ever went to in 198- *cough cough*. Even Dennis Miller likes him, although Dennis has been turning a bit funny lately so maybe that's not as much of a compliment as it once was.

Heck he's even doing movie reviews on IFC now. He's such a good actor. In Henry's words "HA!".

X said...

Tejava is spanish for cow urine. Speaking of Tejava some rich dork is going to sue them for using the pi symbol.