Saturday, October 01, 2005

The Truth Hurts




I hate to say it, but Bill Bennett was right. It's not very PC to say so, but it's true. All one has to do is look into the eyes of these black babies and you can see their little criminal minds at work.

A white baby sitting in a stroller usually thinks of cute, baby white things like: I'm hungry, that shiny, where mommy, must poop...things like that. Even if their language development isn't advanced enough to put those thoughts into words, that's more or less what white babies are thinking.

Black babies, on the other hand, are ruthless, calculating little beings. This baby, it's clear, is thinking, "Don't make me cut you, woman." That's how the feeling of hunger is processed in its brain. Hunger is something to rectify by threat of violence, in this case, the child's mother.

I just felt it was important that at least one rational person stand up and defend Bill Bennett's claim that crime would go down if black babies were aborted. Obviously he doesn't mean they should be aborted. No one wants the music industry to go under. Also, it would be morally reprehensible. After all, every once in a while, a black baby grows up to create a talk show that grows into a huge media empire.

10 comments:

duboisist said...

THank you, Laura.
Now that I have my Swisher fix, I can write about the many ways Bennett's statement is wrong and rest assured that a former Sec. of Ed. saying somrthing this ignorant is indeed as funny as I think it is.

OsakaJack said...

Bill Bennett hates black babies.

Louise Palanker said...

I don't understand, Laura. What if you're not black or pregnant? Then how are you supposed to help? I, for example, am not currently black or pregnant and so I feel frustrated by his request, because I want so very much to help reduce crime. Oh, here's an idea, can we, perhaps, go to a park where black babies like to play and just sort of, you know, trip them? Not all of them. Just the babies who look suspicious, like the one in your picture, Laura.

Butternut said...

I don't think babies commit that much crime, as a group. Maybe they cause people to commit crime in the same way that say, guns do. You need to work hard to pay for food and clothing for your baby so you have to commit crimes to help your income. Like pirating MP3's, speeding, or robbing people of billions of dollar of their retirement money with bullshit accounting and elephant foot umbrella stands. Damn babies.

All this talk about babies is making me hungry.

duboisist said...

I think Butternut hit the nail on the head.
Don't abort babies. Babies don't commit crimesn and them's good eating.

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