tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post113008481531377988..comments2024-03-10T03:35:17.908-07:00Comments on Swisher's Untitled Blog Project: Turn My Nipple to Ten and BoogieLaura Swisherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11492368107063291109noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130551976468401892005-10-28T19:12:00.000-07:002005-10-28T19:12:00.000-07:00I prefer the larger controls found on the older mo...I prefer the larger controls found on the older models as oppossed to the newer more minaturized controls. Allows for better more precise tweaking.isthisnamefreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09340344742596325042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130541166264986762005-10-28T16:12:00.000-07:002005-10-28T16:12:00.000-07:00Wow. Where can I sign up to be tech support? I won...Wow. Where can I sign up to be tech support? I wonder if they'll leave in the backlight feature. You could glow in the dark too. Cool. Talk about headlights. lol.Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11190937667850409614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130348665769843022005-10-26T10:44:00.000-07:002005-10-26T10:44:00.000-07:00I'm sorry but this has Photoshop contest written a...I'm sorry but this has Photoshop contest written all over it.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06537588445572776776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130247202081877702005-10-25T06:33:00.000-07:002005-10-25T06:33:00.000-07:00The question is, where would MEN wear them? I thi...The question is, where would MEN wear them? I think we all know the answer.<BR/><BR/>Mylar coated banana hamocks for triple antenae strength cost extra.<BR/><BR/>I'm just going to walk away from all the comic material that's sitting right here in my lap.<BR/><BR/>Doh!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06537588445572776776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130197936735443642005-10-24T16:52:00.000-07:002005-10-24T16:52:00.000-07:00How about new pick up lines?Say baby, can I jack i...<I>How about new pick up lines?</I><BR/><BR/>Say baby, can I jack in?<BR/><BR/>Is that an iPod in your bra, or are you just happy to see me?<BR/><BR/>Care to interface our players?<BR/><BR/>I just need to check your battery.<BR/><BR/>Your bra swings! Do you?<BR/><BR/>Don't mind me, I'm just looking for the volume control.<BR/><BR/><I>Or for the ladies,</I><BR/><BR/>That's right, these go all the way up to 11.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry, my bra drowns out mindless noise with built in music, so I couldn't hear a word you said.<BR/><BR/>Oh no! My bra crashed! Can you help me reboot it?<BR/><BR/>OrionOrionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00913419734709487748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130144953601829312005-10-24T02:09:00.000-07:002005-10-24T02:09:00.000-07:00Much like the iLoo, I expect, no demand this sort ...Much like the iLoo, I expect, no demand this sort of technology in my future. I want a phone implanted into my brain, video games controlled by my mind, and full virtual reality stuff ala Brainstorm! Where is Al Gore when this country needs him!?<BR/><BR/>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085271/<BR/><BR/>OK, now for the obvious jokes.<BR/><BR/>iBra... with silicone implant chips.<BR/>How about with speakers built in so you can play you own theme song when the mood strikes you. Comes with "I've got the power", "Respect", and "Put 'em on the glass".<BR/><BR/>Men's jock version plays "Highway to the danger zone", "Hot for teacher", and "O.P.P.". Optional version with "What is love?", "Y.M.C.A." and "Bizarre Love Triangle".<BR/><BR/>Note, 40 gig version only available in sizes D and larger. :) (had to).Butternuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00533184636973075375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-1130104938335480452005-10-23T15:02:00.000-07:002005-10-23T15:02:00.000-07:00Breasts and technology; a male geek's wet dream.La...Breasts and technology; a male geek's wet dream.<BR/>Laura, stop being a slide-rule tease.duboisisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11516800795554589412noreply@blogger.com