tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post8338007983756637511..comments2024-03-10T03:35:17.908-07:00Comments on Swisher's Untitled Blog Project: Subject: VP PositionLaura Swisherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11492368107063291109noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-78167933953058454962008-09-30T18:51:00.000-07:002008-09-30T18:51:00.000-07:00I'm sitting here thinking and I've come to realize...I'm sitting here thinking and I've come to realize we may not be acting very fairly towards Adolph Palin. We may be using outdated 20th century American ideals to judge her. Terrorism is a new threat in this country, for instance. The Republicans, on the other hand, may have perfectly good brand new outdated 21st century American ideals they're using to measure her for the job. The British have been dealing with terrorism since 19forever, and when they elected Prince Charles as, umm?, exactly what does he do?..., Backup Queen he wasn't seen as too promising either. Other then scoring well in polo, tennis, and supermodels and calling McDonald's eyesores on the weekend, all he did was cash his dole cheques. And now look at all he's done. (Cue echo effecttsss...)<BR/><BR/>The woman is replacing DICK Cheney, for god's sake! Let's face it, the growthchart mark on that wall doesn't go very high. What could the Repubs honestly expect her duties to be?<BR/><BR/>Cackling. If there's one thing we know Cheney can do, it's cackle. He's even developed his talent to the point where he has a cackle, an evil cackle, and a You Have No Idea How F*cked You Are cackle. Now, I've never heard Palin cackle, but I have heard her older sister Tina Fey cackle quite well on SNL and 30 Rock. I'm betting it runs in the family. Yes, Tina?<BR/><BR/>Smiling. (Smiling? SMILING?! You've got to be kidding me, Ed!) I haven't thought up a joke but go with me. You say DICK Cheney can't smile? Damien smiled in The Omen. The Grinch smiled while stealing Christmas. And Cheney once..., Awe, screw it!, Cheney can't smile. Point to the Anti-Christ. (Some people once believed the corners of his mouth turned up just a little on May 4, 1970, but that can't be confirmed.)<BR/><BR/>Finally, legs. We all know what great gams DICK C has. I love the way his legs go up and make an ass of themselves. He was the number two pinup behind Betty Grable in WW2, and you should have known that. I mean, I know we didn't have gays in the military, but what's in your locker, sailor?<BR/><BR/>There's some more crap about organizational skills, leadership ability, ability to remain cool under fire, and answer a goddamned question from Katie Couric without tripping over your dick..., oops!, I mean tongue!, but I'm not going to put the electorate to sleep. Putting you guys to sleep is enough.<BR/><BR/>Bumper sticker material that didn't work: Dan Quayle: No Longer Bottom Man!tankboy2902https://www.blogger.com/profile/14605199635022650346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-62522633597753870152008-09-30T16:30:00.000-07:002008-09-30T16:30:00.000-07:00You left off one resume entry: her lead in the Was...You left off one resume entry: her lead in the Wasilla community theatre plays Ernestine Goes To Camp David (1987), Ernestine Saves Wall Street (1988), and Ernestine Stupid, Probably Too Stupid To Be Scared Which Is Why She's Leaving That Part Up To Us (1991).<BR/><BR/>Bumper sticker material: Dan Quayle: No Longer As Low As We Can Go!tankboy2902https://www.blogger.com/profile/14605199635022650346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-48038500346415370612008-09-30T14:35:00.000-07:002008-09-30T14:35:00.000-07:00this would have made for a great game on weezy and...this would have made for a great game on weezy and the swish. HINT HINT.Phillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06012865807908017221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9449347.post-6966545463624147702008-09-30T14:20:00.000-07:002008-09-30T14:20:00.000-07:00Wow. I've never seen that sportscaster clip before...Wow. I've never seen that sportscaster clip before.<BR/>Painful.<BR/>Scary and painful.<BR/><BR/>And someone please tell her Peter Falk just called. He wants his eyes back.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08350063344922331910noreply@blogger.com