This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
My New Favorite Advice Columnist
Sometimes I think I'm too judgmental and I feel guilty about it. In those moments I turn to my new favorite advice columnist Amber and learn that I'm not judgmental enough. I have a lot further to go. It's inspiring!
My wife and I had a very frank conversation several months ago, and I promised I would stop masturbating immediately. Unfortunately, I was unable to keep the promise for long, and soon started up again. As soon as I got back to the car, in fact. She was very disappointed in me.
I think Amber should give this woman's daughter some credit. Since we were created in His likeness, she's smart to use a tool in an effort to keep holy hands clean.
A true test of her virtue will come when she realizes that anal sex will preserve her virginity. Make way, Purgatory!
My wife and I had a very frank conversation several months ago, and I promised I would stop masturbating immediately. Unfortunately, I was unable to keep the promise for long, and soon started up again. As soon as I got back to the car, in fact. She was very disappointed in me.
ReplyDeleteNo one else in Home Depot seemed to mind.
That's why I go to Home Depot instead of Lowe's. They're much more tolerant of that kind of behavior.
ReplyDeleteI've never been so afraid of Jesus in my life.
ReplyDeleteI bumped into ChristWire the other day from a Fark thread about Oliva Munn at G4 AOTS. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHome Depot and Lowe's are both great Do-It-Yourself stores.
I think Amber should give this woman's daughter some credit. Since we were created in His likeness, she's smart to use a tool in an effort to keep holy hands clean.
ReplyDeleteA true test of her virtue will come when she realizes that anal sex will preserve her virginity. Make way, Purgatory!