This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Obama = Hitler
I wish this weren't true, but the evidence is irrefutable.
OK, let me see if I've got this right. Obama = Hitler, and puppies = Hitler. Therefore, Obama = puppies?
Ya know, I only came in here today cause you had an MP3 player on sale for $14.97 (fancy I ain't). If you're gonna run me through the goddamned SAT's every time I show up then the hell with you. Ya got me all flustered and hot and bothered now.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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But Hitler's cool (again). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_%28Christian_political_organization%29
Haha, that site is hilarious. Great stuff.
OK, let me see if I've got this right. Obama = Hitler, and puppies = Hitler. Therefore, Obama = puppies?
Ya know, I only came in here today cause you had an MP3 player on sale for $14.97 (fancy I ain't). If you're gonna run me through the goddamned SAT's every time I show up then the hell with you. Ya got me all flustered and hot and bothered now.
Think I'll go yell at a town hall meeting.
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