1) Call Weezy & The Swish (866-758-6991) and leave a voicemail telling us your "psycho ex-girlfriend/boyfriend" story. Everyone seems to think they have the best psycho story. I want to hear what yours is.
I wish I had a psycho story to tell. I don't think I do. I've pretty much stayed away from the mentally unstable. Oh wait. Once, a couple of years ago, I dated an axe-murderer slash model. We went out for a few months and then I got bored of him. Knowing he was an axe murderer, however, I waited for him to break up with me. I see him every now and then on a billboard.
2) Check out my pedicure. I had my lil' Palm Pilot with me and took a picture of my feet. Notice the flip flop tan line.
3) Come up with something interesting to do.
All for now. My brain is mushy. According to an article in Glamour magazine I just read, this could be cyclical. I'm in a low-energy, low-creative time of the month.