Tuesday, August 30, 2005

A Warning to Brown People Everywhere...

If this is true, might humans be next?

14 comments:

VagabondLoafer said...

Great! Now I’m just one step closer to the realization of a dream. The dream of someday owning my own Soylent Green® franchise! As a child I remember how missing the whole ‘Ethyl 4-hydroxybenzoate’ scene crushed my fathers dream of getting a piece of the food additive market. I’m going to get in on the ground floor. You should think about it too. I’m not going to let my ship sail without me.
And Laura that’s an even bigger warning as everyone in the future will be brown.

ChozSun said...

Shit, now if they can make chicken white meat into chicken dark meat, I will be the happiest person on the earth.

mman said...

Tofu-flavored chicken. No thank you. I'm waiting for the filet mignon-flavored asparagus.

Butternut said...

Some people prefer dark meat, and you shouldn't read into that.

This is a big fat useless waste of science. Unless some super-cool byproduct of the whark-meat chicken is a cure for cancer or AIDS or carpal tunnel or something.

I have a hard enough time finding milk without rBST in it, sheesh. McNuggets now with all "white" meat Chikken(TM). Lean Pockets on the other hand, thems tasty cheese-like goodness.

Byebye said...

So our tax dollars go to escapades like this huh? I guess this serves the professors ego in light of what vagabondloafer said in the last paragraph.

Aaron said...

I only have one thing to say.

Michael Jackson

Butternut said...

Yes Aaron, he was the prototype I believe. You can see how well that turned out.

Clinton Freeman said...

As a brown person, I wish that was my biggest concern. Then I wouldn't need Paxil or Prevacid.

lindaweaverfamily said...

Vegetables are great, but the Heart Start Defibrillator is better (At saving your life, that is ;) ).

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