I'm just as surprised by this news as you are, but according to a new study, Gentlemen prefer brunettes. Brunettes come across as intelligent and sufficient, while blondes come across as needy and lacking in independence.
I took a philosophy course on logic back in college and know that if men prefer brunettes over blondes, and I am a brunette, then men will prefer me, a brunette, over Pamela Anderson, a blonde.
If you think Pamela is better-looking than I am, it's only because you don't understand logic, or are blonde. And if you're blonde, it's doubtful that you understand much of anything.