Friday, September 09, 2005

I'm Hotter than Pamela Anderson

I'm just as surprised by this news as you are, but according to a new study, Gentlemen prefer brunettes. Brunettes come across as intelligent and sufficient, while blondes come across as needy and lacking in independence.

I took a philosophy course on logic back in college and know that if men prefer brunettes over blondes, and I am a brunette, then men will prefer me, a brunette, over Pamela Anderson, a blonde.

If you think Pamela is better-looking than I am, it's only because you don't understand logic, or are blonde. And if you're blonde, it's doubtful that you understand much of anything.

14 comments:

Tim said...

You are hotter than Pamela Anderson. I too took a logic course in college, although I'm not sure I can credit Professor Connelly with aiding me in making this assessment.

But he’d probably agree. Howdy Frank wherever you are!

Aaron said...

if you both were bald, you'd still be hotter than Stripperella.

Vert said...

You're hotter than Pam. Her boobs remind me of an water ballon incident at summer camp. I got in a lot of trouble for that one....

Tony said...

Laura, you are sooooo much hotter than Pamela Anderson...at least I think so. Seriously, if I had a chance to go out on a date with either Pamela or you, I would pick you without second thought or regret. You are more my type. *SMOOCH*

Clinton Freeman said...

How you feel about many factors have to be taken into account:

1. bigger breasts vx. real ones
2. waiting to be seated vs. getting a table right away
3. everybody seeing your suprise present before you
4. what type of healrh coverage you have
5. how many tatoos and how little talent you have
6. how much you will be able to cheat with other women

BTW, comparing yourself to Pamela Anderson is setting up a strawman that you know you will win againet.
At least choose someone who has half a chance.

FifthDream said...

Re: I'm Hotter than Pamela Anderson

Duh.

SwanShadow said...

I'm hotter than Pamela Anderson, and I'm a middle-aged fat guy.

I am not, however, as hot as Laura Swisher.

Darn it.

Jonathan said...

I would take the swish over the human flotation device any day. You're the best Laura

Healer2K said...

I definitely prefer brunettes... lol

Butternut said...

I don't really have a preference although I generally prefer un-dyed hair to fake bleachy blonde. You see a lot of that in this town.

isthisnamefree said...

I could have been told you that.

1)Here another suprise, men don't like boyish looking skinny women that look like their collar bones can be snatched out their bodies. Forget the size 2 and 3 bull....

2)The only time fake breasts look good is when covered up.

3)Most men like natural breasts because of the jiggle and the inviting softness.

4)Brunettes are more attractive because they look more sensual; blondes tend to look doofy. Only a few blondes can pull off the "sexy" look.

Don't believe the television propaganda!!

All that being said, we really need to get you back on television. The average no bull.... male would pick a Swisher type over a Pam type any day. Try me, I'd be glad to take the challenge.

mman said...

Well it's just so nice to be able to have some kind of intelligent conversation when you date a brunette. Well since a man is part of the conversation, we should be accurate and call it pseudo-intelligent conversation.

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