One week after the game:
Patient: How 'bout them Broncos?
Doctor: What a game! How 'bout them testes?
Patient: Blanker than a starter pistol!
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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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With all the things that can make a man sterile, who would want to give up seat to a big football game?
Judging by all the email I keep getting there may only be a hand full of men left who isn't sterile.
Keep the tickets. Use a condom.
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