But before you guys jump on my back calling me a "pedophile", let me reassure you only God-fearing boys need apply.
Also, I'm willing to pay $1,000 for my future husband, which could go to his college fund or an XBox.
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Laura, I checked with my parents. They said if you can come up to $2500 they’ll have me setting on your doorstep with my toothbrush and record collection within 24 hours. Oh, by the way. I’m not exactly twelve but have been described by family and friends as being quite infantile. That means youthful or young at heart.
He must live in one of those planned communities where you can't have signs on your lawn. Damn shame if you ask me.
I think the problem the neighbors have with this is his advertising methods, not the message. If he places an ad in the paper that the whole city's children read that's one thing. But a sign on his lawn means he's soliciting from THEIR children. Not in my front yard mister!
Well, I'm not 12 either, but one out of two's not bad, right? How about it Laura?
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