Friday, March 02, 2007

Searching for SM+H (Single Male w/ Herpes)

 better watch its back. According to CNN there are new dating sites on the market and it looks like they might be poised to attract a boatload of clients. Now, people with STDs have their own dating sites to use. From CNN:

One in four women is infected with genital herpes, and nearly one in five men according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. And a study in this week's Journal of the American Medical Association finds that one in four women has human papillomavirus, which can cause genital warts and cervical cancer.

Ummm...I guess there's probably a lot to joke about, but I always catch myself joking about herpes and then wondering if I may have offended anyone, because odds are high that in a group of two or more people there's a decent chance one will have an STD. And I also know that if I make too many jokes, karma will get me back.

So...yay STD websites! Now the question is, do they have a list of sexually transmitted diseases that you check off? Herpes? Check. HPV? Check. Syphillis? Check. Or do people specify what they're looking for? "Looking for long-term relationship with someone who has genital warts like me. Serious offers only. Crabs sufferers need not contact me."


Pierce said...

The photo section on those sites would worry me a bit.

Yogifish said...

The end of the world might be near lol

What has happen to just wanting to fall in love with your high school sweetheart and living happily ever after?

This is the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life on earth. Why would a person only want to be with someone with the same illness or problem?

Let's see...

1. - Missing my left leg, looking for someone missing their right leg so we can walk hand in hand as one.

2. - Wanted by police for armed robbery, looking for criminal minded person to live in fear with, while we continue to escape justice.

3. - Looking for someone with the same Ethnic, Religious, Political, Social, Economic and Educational background so we can live safely in isolation from others.....

....Oh wait, that sounds like SEGREGATION :(

VagabondLoafer said...

I’m progressive, tolerant and very open-minded and will date women from a wide variety of backgrounds but I’m afraid I must draw the line at tertiary syphilis with associated dementia.

duboisist said...

How about matching up people based on things that actually matter, like snoring or flailing your limbs in your sleep, or excessive flatulence?
What about finding compatible mental disorders? Or matching childhood traumas?
And if you're only talking about communicable diseases, does cooties count?
Problems like this are the reason we all need to vote Hillary.

Butternut said...

Blogger just ate my original post, and it was really funny.

Crabby depressive acrophobic male seeks female narcissist artistic-type with arthritis, the clap, and a mild concussion.

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