Monday, October 20, 2008
Today's Big Thought
If we could invent a car that ran on hate, we could wean ourselves off foreign oil. We could harness all the world's hatred and save the planet! I generate enough hatred in two hours to power a moped from Los Feliz to Santa Monica, and I don't even deal with parking enforcement anymore.
I don't know what to do now. I'm hoping one of you will figure out how this technology will work.