And cradles a phone in one hand and his freedom in the other. "I'm about to make you safe," he groans into the mouthpiece. On the other end, America's like, "Mmmmm...yeah. Protect me. Do whatever you want." And he's all, "I really want to record this conversation." And America's like, "Um...only if you think it will help keep terrorists from attacking us." And Uncle Sam's like, "Trust me. Now I'm liberating your mammaries from Al Brassiere-da"...
So the weirdest thing just came to light. It turns out that our government HAS been spying on us all along. ABC News just "broke" this story that no one could have anticipated. From ABC News:
Faulk says he and others in his section of the NSA facility at Fort Gordon routinely shared salacious or tantalizing phone calls that had been intercepted, alerting office mates to certain time codes of "cuts" that were available on each operator's computer.This seems bad, but it's really not. As our president explained two years ago, the NSA program is "necessary to win the war".
"Hey, check this out," Faulk says he would be told, "there's good phone sex or there's some pillow talk, pull up this call, it's really funny, go check it out. It would be some colonel making pillow talk and we would say, 'Wow, this was crazy'," Faulk told ABC News.
I don't care what supposed facts come to light, it's always a good idea to expand the government's rights in the name of keeping us safe.