Friday, October 24, 2008

Violent Dyslexic Black Man Brands McCain Volunteer

Stories like these sicken me. On Wednesday, an innocent McCain volunteer who just happens to be white, was violently attacked by a 6'4 black man. From the Associated Press:
PITTSBURGH (AP) — A McCain campaign volunteer who reported that a tall black man robbed her and then cut a "B" onto her cheek after seeing a McCain bumper sticker on her car...Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.

The "B" on the woman's cheek was carved backwards, leading many people to believe she might be lying. A more reasonable explanation is that a civic-minded and dyslexic Obama supporter with violent tendencies can't control himself around McCain bumper stickers and, unable to afford an Obama t-shirt of his own, resorts to carving the letter "B" on the faces of white women. It's pretty cut and dry. And if this kind of thing is happening now, how much worse will it get if Obama is elected president? It's unclear how many violent dyslexic black men there are in this country, because it's not polite to talk about this subject. And furthermore...

Ummm...never-mind.

3 comments:

Butternut said...

I was going to correct you but it looks like you found the new news too. Shortest hoax in history?

Voted today. Haven't put it in the mail yet though, so I guess it's not official. I love mail-in ballots. Could California have more measures on the ballot please? We almost ran out of letters.

"Z" said...

I read this thinking "no way" got 2 the end & clicked on the 2nd link & I knew it wasn't true. Such a shame.

Tim said...

LISTEN!

I knew this was bullshit right away. I have to say though the backwards B thing really makes me wonder; this chick was obviously willing to lie to get attention but is she really stupider than the mirror feature on any given image editor? Look at Fox:

http://hyerstandard.com/fox-stoops-to-a-new-low-caught-photo-shopping-images-of-their-critics/

So much about the way we're handling this election troubles meh. Seems like we have two candidates who aren't evil but the hate is through the roof. Anyway expect this chick to be on SNL or Barbara Walters or never heard from again. See how I cover the bases there?

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