Friday, November 14, 2008

Obama's Swisherless Cabinet

I discovered that Obama is looking for some people to hire. I thought for sure I'd be a shoo-in for at least one position, and then I came across this little requirement:

(10.) Writings: Please list and, if readily available, provide a copy of each book, article, column or publication (including but not limited to any posts or comments on blogs or other websites) you have authored, individually or with others.
Why did I have to share my views on baby-eating? You people understand me, but I suspect others won't be so understanding. Who knew that sharing your views with a world-wide audience could come back to haunt you? I sure didn't!


VagabondLoafer said...

Laura, just dig up some dirt on ‘em. After that you can waltz in and “interview” with a beer in one hand and a bag o’ babies in the other and still get the position.

Butternut said...

They'll never get me to talk! I'll never tell them of your devil worship, fetus nibbling, potty mouth, tardiness, or fist bumps of terror. I will only tell of your blogging powers to amuze and amaze, to raise questions and interject opinion. It's all sunshine and rainbows if they ask me.

Luckily these posts aren't archived for all time or nuthin.