Friday, January 16, 2009

What Nazis Got Right: Their Devotion

The other day I was puttering around my house thinking, you know what's missing in this world? NAZI-like devotion to Christ. If only we had a charismatic leader to inspire large crowds to take action for a cause greater than self, a cause that was righteous. Because there clearly aren't enough people on this planet acting in God's name.

And then I came across this speech by Pastor Rick, and realized we DO have such a leader! And it looks like we have a bunch of true-believers to follow him. Yay!

Nothing bad can come of this.


Butternut said...

Phase 1 : Establish a fanatical devotion to one religious leader among thousands of people.
Phase 2 : ?????
Phase 3 : Profit!

I hear he serves great Kool-Aid.

Butternut said...

He should spread the Word of Lord Tarvu.

Laura Swisher said...


Seaners said...

It was so easy to join.

VagabondLoafer said...

For some strange reason I thought Obama would pick a Quaker or Unitarian minister to swear him in. Never in a million years would I have believed he would choose the leader of a mega-church. Crazed religious extremist radical egomaniacal idiots like Pastor Rick are almost always anti-gay, anti-Semite, white supremacists and con men. You can’t bring people like that to the table and expect to reach common ground. Obama sure picked some ‘winners’ to work with. He’s going to have his hands full.

Laura, you’re too young to use words like “puttering.” Please substitute with words like dancing, prancing or cartwheeling.

tankboy2902 said...

Butternut, why are you wasting your time here typing when you could be talking to octopi? I've spoken to three already! And except for the part where you stand knee-deep in freezing water on a wing, it was SO easy to join!

Um, Hommo!
Um, Headblow!
Um, Hedgerow!


This isn't going to cost anything, is it?

Laura Swisher said...

Thanks, Butternut, for converting all of us to Tarvuism.

Butternut said...

You're welcome, anytime. There's a refer-a-friend program so I'm getting 400 "Nice Guy" points for converting you all. I wish they gave out frequent flyer miles instead.

tankboy2902 said...

Speaking of that, how many miles did those guys earn on Thursday? Two? Maybe three-and-a-half? That flight was a total rip!

Maybe they should should hold out to Mayor Bloomberg for a couple of Metro cards.