Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I'm Never Using the Internet Again
I don't think Conficker is supposed to affect Macs, but I'm still a little paranoid. My advice? Update your security patches. Withdraw all your cash from the bank and put it in a safe and bury it in the backyard. Cancel all your credit cards. Switch to analog porn. Only purchase food from local ethnic markets. Pay in cash. Create an alternate identity using the birth certificate of a dead guy and open a checking account in his or her name. Never have more than $100 in the fake account.
I will update my advice throughout the day...unless I don't.