Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Paul Abdul "Reveals" Painkiller Addiction

I just liked the People Magazine headline on the Ladies Home Journal feature, "Paula Abdul Reveals Struggle with Painkiller Addiction". Reveals? As in, tells us something we didn't already know?

Paula, we watch TV. We know.

In other news, Kirstie Alley revealed that she's gained weight. I guess it's a lot easier to keep the pounds off when a corporation is paying you a lot of money. I've always felt there is nothing I can't accomplish with the right corporate backing. If Bally's or 24 Hour Fitness wants to put me on their payroll, I'll have washboard abs in no time.

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