Tuesday, June 16, 2009

How Ugly Do You Have to Be...

for a man to cut off his penis rather than marry you? Getting left at the alter is bad. This is worse.
An Egyptian cut off his own penis on Sunday in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said.

The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles.
I feel bad for this guy. Even if his parents find a suitable bride, what will he say to her. "Hey, I have a random question for you. On a scale of 1-10, ten being very important, and 1, not so much: How important is to you that your future husband have a penis? You're not one of those ladies who thinks it's, like, a big deal or anything, are you?"

4 comments:

Will_Stutler said...

i wounder how the young lady/chosen wife felt when she hurt this news

tankboy2902 said...

I don't think having your penis cut off gets you out of marriage. My wife cut my penis off years ago. Her favorite quote: "The most important sex organ is between your ears" -- Cyrano de Bergerac, 1652.

Laura Swisher said...

What I'm hearing, Tankboy, is that if you want to get out of your marriage, you're going to mutilate your brain.

Butternut said...

That took balls.