Saturday, June 20, 2009

What's Going on in Russia?

Why are there so many bizarre stories coming out of that country?

Today I came across another one. A Russian woman is on trial for raping ten men. TEN! It makes you wonder, "Did these men not speak Russian?" Because the easiest way to get a man to sleep with you is to say, "Sleep with me." It usually works.

I guess this woman drugged them, probably didn't want to experience those annoying post coital conversations men are so fond of. My favorite part of the article?
At present, police know about 10 victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.

The unnamed man said he “like hot women,” and thought the assault “was great.” He wished he hadn’t been drugged, however.
Men and women really ARE different!


tankboy2902 said...

You just made that up. I saw that episode of Law And Order: Penis Trauma Unit too.

tankboy2902 said...

For the purposes of the following joke the role of Butternut will be played by his understudy tankboy:

Hey!, I saw that episode too! Wasn't that the one with Milton Berle?

Butternut said...

You know, two weekends ago I had a not-too-dissimilar experience. Replace the clonidine with tequila and the penile trauma with food poisoning. Eerie.

Laura Swisher said...

Did you get food poisoning from tequila? I thought we were just supposed to avoid peanut butter, pistachios, tomatoes, Nestle Toll House cookie dough, spinach, raw eggs, rare meat and Banquet pot pies. Do we have to be wary of Tequila as well?

tankboy2902 said...

I would. Look at the goddamned worm!