Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Diamonds Don't Say Christmas...











as much as reindeer dung does. For that special person in your life this holiday season, let them know you care with a reindeer dung necklace. They're $15 from the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, IL. Better buy one soon before the zoo runs out of shit.

Also, you're welcome.

3 comments:

tankboy2902 said...

Laura, if you want the necklace just ask for the necklace. Please, no more, this is what wears us out, the game playing.

Your shit is in the mail. You're welcome.

Laura Swisher said...

Thank you! I was just about to make another hidden plea for it.

Butternut said...

Tip: when a lady says she wants a pearl necklace she means a necklace made of pearls.

Dung optional.