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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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I never can really dig this dude. When he talks, his jaw sort of works side-to-side like he's gotta work around an axle in there or like he's got a wad of taffy stuck to his molars.
No thanks.
Okay, I am of the "Matt's a hottie" school - living in Texas, he is actually around quite a bit - shooting films in Austin, hanging out at local venues while on location....*sigh*
I'll be back often just to gaze at his gorgeous eyes!
Judy, take your focus off the eyes there and check out his slip-slidin’ away jaw and tell me it isn’t freaky. I’m betting your school gets a new mascot. (Though you could likely re-use his misshapen head with a little dye and papier-mâché.) (hehe, I don’t dislike him THAT much, but I have found it fun to poke fun at him, and may have to do it more often.)
And Laura? I just can't bring myself to make racial slurs. It's just wrong. I mean, even if I were to comment that Jonny Depp all "Southern-fried, died and laid to the side," I'd still feel all icky. Even if his little giblets do remind me of lime Jello with floating grapes.
(I'd like to thank Simon and Garfunkle, and Redd Foxx, for making this post possible.)
And Laura? We need more two-way communication here. We're going to need you to cancel all your personal & professional engagements and chat with us. Yeah, we've got that penciled in to start...uh...yeah, tonight.
Mr. Bloggerific if you do not think that headshot of that handsome man is not pretty as hell then your not gay at all. And I know because my father was 1/2 gay so that makes me 1/4 gay. So I am 1/4 gay, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Mexican, but 100% alcoholic. I'd like a Daquari on the rocks please, honey.
RedLobo I will say he does have a sexy quality, but his smugness comes through too much and kills it for me.
Don't you agree though that Laura needs a little more of the two-way with us? We need to breath in a little more of her goodness.
Uh, Mr. B., Judy's right. He is hot. I'm sorry to inform you that he's not at all creepy. Not. At. All. Okay, maybe the naked bongo thing, but just a smidge.
Is too creepy. x 2 smidges.
Laura I'd apoligize now if she weren't so darn funny. Ok, no I wouldn't, but I said it anyway.
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