Saturday, July 16, 2005

Dali Lama - Full o' Sh**

I had no idea that the Dali Lama had a personality test. Here I thought he spent most his time trying to free the Tibetan people. In actuality His Holiness is responsible for 38% of Internet personality tests.

I decided to take this test. It's got to be more accurate than most because it is, after all, created by Dali.

What did I learn? That my life is salty.

Please take the test. I don't have the energy to pass it along to 13 people so that my wish comes true. If 13 of you all take the test, my wish will come true without me having to spam anyone.

TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST

Take your time with this test and you will be amazed. I did this last year when this came around and a spiritual wish I made did happen - in fact all year long.

The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you. Very Interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you. Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat. MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST! A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will
tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The
first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one sees this but you.


(1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your
preference:

Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig








(2) Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Sea





(3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to
you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your
answer twice. Name just one person for each color:

Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green


(4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of
the week. FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY
WANT.


Look a t the interpretations below: But first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.


ANSWERS:
(1) This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY


(2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner. Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies. Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex. Your description of the sea implies your own life.

(3)
Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life



4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded. This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - just take a few seconds ! to look it up, read it and think. Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Please do this. It is fascinating. SEND THIS E- MAIL MANTRA TO
AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.


0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly
5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking
9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next
three weeks
15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all
that you
wish will come true

12 comments:

Aaron said...

I got Blue Hoe again. Explain that one.

Sean said...

Classic!

Butternut said...

Yahtzee!

Dali's got too much time on his hands. Maybe he can sell prayer beads on ebay or something.

Dog - woof
Cat - meow
Rat - bastard
Coffee - gimme
Sea - shells by the seashore

Notice that all the answers for #3 are the same.

What sounds do Dali Llama's make?

Aaron said...

i hate coffee...therefore I answered "disgusting". Doesn't quite fit my view on sex.

Unless you interchange disgusting with "nasty"...because sex is nasty. And I love's me some nasty!

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I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

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Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

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