Monday, July 11, 2005

Lessons of 7/11

I've always felt that if we ever forget the lessons of 7/11, the terrorists win.


Need a penny, take a penny (and vice versa)
Cherry-flavored Slurpees are best
Sushi and Slim Jims don't go together
Wasabe-flavored Funyuns are worth fighting for
Diabetics do it with Big Gulps


Wow. I swear there are other lessons. This is embarrassing. I'm totally forgetting the lessons of 7/11. Ummmmm.....

Shoot.

Anyone else remember?

13 comments:

ChozSun said...

Impressive. Your 7/11 sells sushi? I wish mine did.

Tim said...

Don't forget that the glass that shields you from the hot dogs (the ones that have been spinning for the last 8weeks) is hot. Do not touch.

santana said...

Cant forget that the magazines cant be read in the store.

Butternut said...

Cigarettes are different prices at different stores. (At least that's what my friends say. I don't smoke. I grew up on Trader Joe's and whole grain bran.)

They sell low-grade porn there. I grew up on low-grade porn... and whole wheat porn.

Trader Joe's doesn't sell porn. Un-American I tell ya. Like burning flags and voting for 3rd party candidates!!!!

Algernon said...

7-11 Hotdogs and Burgers are GREAT hangover remedies..

MMMMMmmm Cherry Slurpees..

-A33

Aaron said...
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Aaron said...

there used to be a 7/11 around here (Albany, NY) when I was small, but I haven't seen one since. For years there was this store, family owned, that seemed to rip off 7/11 big time called Limerick's. They sold low grade porn. For a 9 year old in those days it was comparible to sniffing gas..you liked it..but didn't know why. Ahh memories.

Kevekev101 said...

Wasabe flavored funyuns!?!?! Is it so!?!?!

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