A: Your dad.
This conversation may be take place for another year or so, until a 63 year old grandmother in Berlin decides to hang up her red mini skirt and retire.
Tired of high water bills? The best way to get out of having to pay extremely high water bills is to use extraordinary amounts of water, unbelievable amounts of water. A woman in Illinois got a $74,000 water bill. The city claims she used 10 million gallons of water in the month. I'm pretty sure she won't be held liable for the entire bill. That's why it makes perfect sense to use over 10 million gallons of water at home if you suspect you'll receive a high bill in the mail. It's called being proactive.
Just read that AMC Theaters may not screen The Aristocrats, which is a shame because it's a helluva movie. Check out the trailer.
I'm about to run out the door. Have no original thoughts today. My brain has abandoned me.