I understand the Right to Life's feelings on abortion, but I think they're taking things a little too far with this latest stunt: pig sperm in space. For the sake of argument, just say that life begins at conception, not lift-off. This is just another case of throwing sperm against a barn door to see what sticks. Next thing you know a new race of aliens will pop up. A tasty new race of aliens.
How are we as a nation supposed to fight terror when we can barely control 11 year old girls? Let's review. You spot a "violent" 11 year old girl doing something dangerous like, uh , throwing a rock at boys pelting her with water balloons.
a) Yell, "Hey, little girl. I'm going to tell your mother you're throwing rocks"
b) Hope she hits one of the boys because they're clearly harassing her OR
c) Call in three squad cars and a helicopter to capture her and then treat the case as a felony assault.
If you answered "C" you're correct.
I feel so much safer knowing there is one less 11 year-old girl on the mean streets of Southern California.
Speaking of feeling safer, I'm sure the residents of Tampa can rest easy now that their janitors are being trained to fight terrorism. If we could just get dishwashers and golf caddies in on the training there'd be NO WAY terrorists could harm us. You know, cause they're always leaving Post-its lying around, To Do: Pick up laundry, Get backpack for suicide mission.
That's all for me right now.