For Evangelicals who want to convert people to their way of thinking, here's an idea: Jesus' dandruff...to be snorted.
I didn't come up with this on my own. In Pennsylvania a church custodian was arrested for making methamphetamine where he worked. He's been arrested.
But it occurred to me that if you can offer the blood of Christ and the body of Christ to one's parish, why not Christ's dandruff as well? Offer a tiny little toot of meth. Of course, to receive the dandruff of Christ one would have to arrive on time and sit through the entire service. Dandruff would only be offered at the end of the sermon to ensure everybody heard the Good News. There would be no sniffing and running.
I guarantee you attendance would skyrocket. Tweakers would probably go to church every single day.
I think the plan's a winner.
And now I've got to go get ready for my day (or possibly to hell).