Monday, August 08, 2005

Mobile Phone Use Causes Hairy Palms...

As well as blindness. It's true. Scientists fear that radiation from mobile phones triggers hair growth on the bottom of our feet and palms, according to a recent study. British scientists exposed effete English men to cell phone radiation for two weeks. Compared to another group of effete English men who hadn't been exposed to radiation, atypical hair growth occurred in the irradiated gentlemen.

Now you know.


Butternut said...

"Scientists exposed lenses ... to mild heat, comparable to the raised temperature caused by extended mobile phone use..."

Mild heat from a cell phone? Yeah, I'm sure the fact that it's 100+ degrees outside wouldn't also affect my eyes! You know what also gives off a mild heat next to my eyes? A pair of black sunglasses. The only major heat coming outta cell phones is the ladies' phones I'm talking to late at night. Oh yeah.

Slow news day I guess.

Butternut said...

I blame the hair on the Rogaine spill that occurred on my block. I had to rescue all the neighborhood puppies who were drowning in it!

That's my story. What's yours?

Antonio Gramsci said...

"effete English men"

Redundancy Alert!

George Forgan-Smith said...

LOL, but isn't life always like that. BTW I have been trying to find a good alaskan malamute breeder do you have any ideas? Nancy