Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Henry Rollins Likes Tejava
When one lives in Hollywood, as I do, one is privy to secrets that people in the rest of the country aren't. I normally respect a celebrity's privacy, but when someone uses their fame to bully others, he or she is fair game.
So it is in the case of rocker/poet/actor Henry Rollins. Who did I spy at Trader Joe's in the 10-items-or-less line with no less than 12 items?! Made me sick. So let it be known: Henry Rollins drinks lots of Tejava . He also wipes his behind with environmentally-safe, recyclable toilet paper and enjoys the occasional glass of Rice Dream.
If any celebrities happen to be reading this right now, let this be a warning. I'm watching you!