Monday, September 12, 2005

Why Are Men Moving to Rhode Island?








It's legal to pay for sex...as long as you're indoors.

Unlike other states where you have to go to dodgy massage parlors and hope you picked one where "happy endings" are the norm, residents of Rhode Island don't have to worry about it. Police can't do anything about prostitution which occurs inside. Of course, men who troll the streets for prostitutes can get busted, why would they?

I'm not sure why this is news today, over any other day. Could it be that an enterprising reporter had to go to a friend's wedding in Rhode Island and discovered the fact? I don't know.

I'm also too lazy to research any aspect of this story. I have a headache.

In other news, the Ron Zonen interview should go up at Weezy & The Swish later on today. It is our longest podcast to date, clocking in at around 90 minutes. If you happen to be a true believer in Michael Jackson, it might make you angry.

Ta ta.

6 comments:

duboisist said...

If I'm not a true believer in Michael Jackson, do I still have permission to get angry?

The headline ought to read "Lazy-ass Rhode Island prosecutors want another law that they won't enforce either."

Ta ta? Is that some kind of Freudian slip?

Sorry about the headache. Hope you feel better.

Butternut said...

That's the ugliest hooker I've ever seen, in Rhode Island.

Tim said...

I live next door to Rhode Island. The fact that you used the word "troll" in the same sentence as "men" makes absolutely perfect sense when speaking of Rhode Island.

Ah, Rhode Island. The mob bought you, then left you to die. Please stay on your side of the state line. And keep your agorophobic skank whores to yourself. Thank you.

Trey Goals said...

Hey Tim, I think it's really wrong to pick on whores who have a disabling condition like agoraphobia.

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