Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Being Diplomatic on Your Feet

Think fast. You work at a hospital in Rome when the Pope stops by to, you know, comfort the children. So you take him to the bed of a sick child and the child bursts into tears. What are you supposed to do in that situation? Think about it. A sick child is trapped in a hospital room with nowhere to escape when all of a sudden this face appears out of nowhere:





But the face belongs to the Pope. How do you explain the frightened tears? If you're as smart as the nurse in Rome, you say what she said: "It's the white. He can't take anymore of these white coats."

Riiiiiight. The kid's afraid of the color white.




PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEE!!!



MAKE THAT COLOR



GO AWAY

2 comments:

OsakaJack said...

I'm confused. Is this topic about the Pope, discombobulated children, credits cards, music or getting a job? Swish, get your act together, lady. Make the message simple, clear.

One post, on the Pope. Another post on crying children. Another post about getting a job. So on and so forth.

Oh, and get me a sammich.

duboisist said...

What's your point?

All 78 year old former Hitler youth look alike to me.
Repeatedly seeing that face, might give me nightmares.

Are you trying to give people nightmares?