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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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I've got one for you if you want to be completely grossed out. It's a swine slaughter house in Taiwan or someplace:
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Is that Kosher?
I also have a business opportunity. Its sorta like mister betterlovemaking, except mine involves cleaning the toilets in frat houses. This is an enormous, profit generating gold mine garaunteed to make your penis bigger and get you laid more, Laura.
So click on my picture for a link to my blog site, where you can learn more about this unique opportunity. Or help me smuggle money out of Nigeria. And I'm an orphan. Donate to my cause.
Oh, and if you can get your old buddy Martin Sargent off his ass do his podcast already, I'll spam your blog just like butternutlovejones up there but with more class. Pictures of me naked, with peanut butter on my nipples.
Wow, I said butternut and some dude named butternut beat me to my post. Ooooweeeeoooo. Twilight Zone.
Oh, and cock aint pork so I am assuming it is.
Laura, you'll get the chair.
This picture is a little disturbing and hard to stomach. To see something in that condition makes me want to cry. The blood and stuff . . . How terrible.
How someone could leave their hand saw in that condition is beyond me.
I got your business opportunity right here. I'm all class.
Seriously though, funny post, Osaka.
Is the offensive tone of your "meat" post a result of spending too much time with Andy Dick?
Truly disgusting. Bravo.
You know, I only kill the beast and rip out the flesh I intend to eat. That is why I am not allowed to enter my local supermarket. And the police confiscated my plastic hunting bow and replica Bowie hunting knife. There were complaints, you see, much splattering from meat section.
My attorney orders me pizza now. Most expensive damned delivery you can imagine.
Laura,
Have you gone John Lennon on us? Are you suddenly overwhelmed with some kind of social epiphany which you tried to share with us in your meat picture only to find we've been brainwashed by your wit and have possibly lost the finer ends of the register when it comes to inequities and injustice?
God I friggen hope not. We still love you even though we are hopeless carnivores!
Please come back!
Not this shit again.
Hey, Swish, I got a deal that will change your life. And make your penis grow bigger. Why? Cuz I like your site. Its the best. So I am gonna offer you the opportunity of a lifetime if you, like, do stuff.
So click on my blog about aging guys without girlfriends. No, screw that. Google it. I can't be bothered to code that crap. You Google it, Swish , and if it gets you, well, great. And order a pizza. I do all the time.
And whatever. (Lady, I love ya, I respect ya, get WordSense or something, huh?)
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