I know what I want for Christmas when it's available: the breast MP3. At some point in the future, MP3 players can be inserted under our skin. Futurologist Ian Pearson--who I'm thinking might make a good podcast guest--imagines a bra with a USB port and battery that live in a bra's underwire.
I already foresee problems. Ian, have you thought about the embarrassment of air travel? Like, if I'm sporting the Tit Tunes 3000 and have to go through a metal detector, will security really believe me that it's just music? Might I have to prove it? And if my player skips or does something funky, will not the sight of me boxing my breast in an attempt to "fix" the player make me look a tad freakish?
These are just some thoughts for you futurologists to ponder.
I'm going to stop thinking and head to the Farmer's Market.