"We want to counteract any possible accusations of paedophilia involving our members," the Society of St Nicholas said in a statement. "We regret having to do this, but the public has become very sensitive about child abuse."
Then again there's a fine line between pedophelia and art. You know, one person's pedophelia or indecent exposure is another person's art.
Okay, that transition was a bit of a stretch. But how can you not link to a blog when its creator gets arrested for indecent exposure and pleas "art"? Now he's a mini celebrity. It's becoming clear to me that I should have been exposing myself years ago. If I start now, it'll just be hack.