involving cameras, there's one good one.
I seriously need to consider getting a webcam at home for that very reason...so my Norweigan sons can look after me.
I now apologize for all my Norweigan jokes.
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About Me
- Laura Swisher
- I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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Technology has always been a two-edged sword...Part of the problem has been that the media prefers to tell horror stories rather than success stories.
"It bleeds, It Leads" is the norm. That's pretty illumnating into the minds of the media moguls as well as that of the average citizen.
Orion
My Norwegian great-grandmother once told me a joke.
"What do you call a Norwegian with his brains knocked out? A Swede."
She said it was funny in Norwegian.
http://www.spidra.com/jokes.html
Here's what you've been posting:
1. getting a webcam
2. exposing yourself
3. drunken old folks home (code for wild frat house)
4. advising child molesters
5. touching someone on a plane
6. groupies
7. semen
First writing you can twist into something dirty. Next comes denying creationism and supporting gay marriage. Satan be gone!!! Satan be gone!!! Satan be gone!!!
BTW, there's not enough Scandinavian insult humor. Have you heard any good fish insults?
I nominate that Clinton's post there be made into a 10 minute discussion on the next Weezy and The Swish.
That was beautiful, duboisist.
I agree, Cash Advance Man, Laura's blog is all about the increased ejaculation.
You guys are so bitting on my fly style of breaking down the contents of Laura's posts.
It was ME that first lamented the ratio of horror stories to titilation ("it's ok to be lighthearted") and I'd like to thank the Academy (but first and foremost I'd like to thank God) that our beloved Hostess has considered of very late both going naked and getting a webcam.
Thank you Laura.
Knaves step off!
I always make sure to turn my webcam off. I do some silly things.
The last thing I want is to have evidence of me pretending to be Bruce Lee with smiley face boxers on...
David,
Hearing about something I wrote is boring.
Tim,
I was trying to show that people can find what ever they are looking for is there is enough to look at. Was trying to get Laura to do anything. Laura's the Indian. I was making fun of the white doctor. Feel free to claim credit for whatever you want to.
Speaking of credit
Why would I want to take a cash advance to increase my ejaculate? Am I suppose to sell it to a sperm bank and make a profit so I can pay it back? I don't understand the connection.
Clinton,
In my experience credit is extremely overated whether it's been issued to you by Walmart or taken for something as ephemeral as an idea.
"Cash or credit?"
"I'll give you credit for taking my cash!"
Cash is still king.
Happy Turkey Day Buddy.
Nice to see the spammers contributing back to this site. Best spam evar.
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