Sunday, January 08, 2006

File This Under "No Duh"



I've seen a few articles about a new valet company in Los Angeles that's raking in dough because of their amazing idea: They hire hot models and actresses to park the cars. According to the Reutors article, "Clients, most of them movie stars and producers, can request a variety of uniforms, including lingerie, bikinis, capri pants, camisoles and miniskirts." Apparently they stop short of topless, cause that's illegal.

I don't really have much to say about this other than, "Duh". The real question is why it took so long for this to happen. Everyone knows sex sells. Exploiting young attractive women for profit is a cash cow, and has been for, uh, ever.

And now that I'm unemployed, I may have to give these guys a call. Of course I'll explain to them that I only do "French Maid". If they insist I wear a different outfit, I'll quit. I've got self respect.

5 comments:

samureye said...

Haha, that was funny, self respect! Oh, you were serious? My bad.

Question: If memory serves me right, did you not go topless on an episode of Unscrewed when you went to Burning Man? I remember big black pixels on the screen a time with you. Could be wrong.

Jesus said...

What a world, what a world. I guess all it really takes is money to make more money selling sex, as there is always a premium on attractive people... unless there are too many of them, in which case that's my new business model.

Sean said...

You have got a great memory samureye! The Swish didn't go with the birthday suite in that episode, she had on a sweet tan tubetop. I don't know why they pixilated that apparal but if you were quick enough with the freeze frame you could catch a glimpse of it.

http://24.20.92.156:444/phpbb2/swish/burningman/burningman1.jpg

Son of Gigan said...

"Self Respect." BAH! Those two words have destroyed more promising valet careers than any others.

Butternut said...

Nobody is parking my car in high heels. Not even me.