This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Maps to the Stars Homes
In Hollywood you can always find someone on Sunset Boulevard hawking maps to the stars homes. This week I'm going to start selling Google Maps to the Stars Homes and charge twice as much.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
4 comments:
Why worry about making jokes?
Send your audience to laughter school and they'll laugh no matter what.
You're going to put a lot of male prostitues out of work doing those Google maps.
Too subtle?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120197/plotsummary
prostitutes
I wish we could edit these posts.
http://www.celebrity-maps.com/
Tada.
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