Sunday, February 19, 2006

Revenge, Thy Name Is Dumbo

If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times: Never piss off an elephant. I once called an elephant "fat" at the circus and it followed me home and sat on my bike, crushing it. I hate to think what would have happened had I slaughtered its mom for her tusks.


Butternut said...

"So an elephant is shot without (hunters) realizing the possible consequences on the remaining family members and the very real possibility of stimulating a cycle of violence."

Can't we all just get along?

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Clinton Freeman said...

Why it alway be bout African?
Like European elephant call attorneys and let "proper authorities" handle things.
That ain't da way we do it. You hit one of mine, I hit two of yours.

Kato said...

At least it didn't make you watch "Dumbo Drop". But then, I think only humans are capable of that level of cruelty.