This is therapy with spell check. Instead of seeking answers to actual problems, however, I will be petty and superficial. It's less work. Please enjoy.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Revenge, Thy Name Is Dumbo
If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times: Never piss off an elephant. I once called an elephant "fat" at the circus and it followed me home and sat on my bike, crushing it. I hate to think what would have happened had I slaughtered its mom for her tusks.
"So an elephant is shot without (hunters) realizing the possible consequences on the remaining family members and the very real possibility of stimulating a cycle of violence."
Why it alway be bout African? Like European elephant call attorneys and let "proper authorities" handle things. That ain't da way we do it. You hit one of mine, I hit two of yours.
I'm a self-absorbed artist type who just re-relocated from Los Angeles to San Francisco to Los Angeles. In LA self-absorbed artist types have head shots. In San Francisco they have single gear bicycles, which are much more difficult to hand out. I hosted some shows for TV and TV.com, and I do stand-up.
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"So an elephant is shot without (hunters) realizing the possible consequences on the remaining family members and the very real possibility of stimulating a cycle of violence."
Can't we all just get along?
I kicked sand in Body Building Sites’ face at the beach last summer.
I swear I once witnessed Babar fire into a crowd standing outside a nightclub.
Why it alway be bout African?
Like European elephant call attorneys and let "proper authorities" handle things.
That ain't da way we do it. You hit one of mine, I hit two of yours.
At least it didn't make you watch "Dumbo Drop". But then, I think only humans are capable of that level of cruelty.
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