Thursday, February 16, 2006
Boinking to Keep Our Streets Safe
Okay, the story's a couple days old, but it's positively genius. In order to rid its town of prostitution, the Sherrif's department in Spotsylvania, Virginia has determined that its officers should have sexual acts performed on them so they can "Catch the prostitutes in the act."
You've got to appreciate the level of commitment these officers have for the job. I mean, to serve and protect is one thing, but to allow oneself to be sullied by a fellatio is quite another.
Now that this story has made national headlines, I doubt this policy will last much longer. But I suspect arrests for prostitution would have gone up over 200%. I wonder if only the better-looking whores were targeted.