Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Best Diet Ever
I keep reading stories that popular diets aren't as wonderful as their adherents would have you believe. Today I read that following a low-carb diet might lead to serious health conditions. I don't know, specifically, which health conditions they're talking about because I didn't get that far. I'm not at risk for any diet-related diseases/conditions because I'm on the perfect diet.
Now, I normally charge people to tell them about my diet. It's a winner. I lost 30 pounds in one hour and I didn't have to exercise or consume an unpleasant-tasting beverage. Here it is, in one word: Photoshop.
Now go out and lose weight, my friends.