Tuesday, July 25, 2006
First They Come for Zombies, Then They Come for You
"They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing." Question: Does "disturbing" now mean "nerdy"? Perhaps the Department of Homeland Security can brief local police officers across the country on the difference between terrorists and zombies. Thank God Comicon didn't happen in Minnesota. How would they have reacted to this grave threat:
"Code red! Al Quaeda suspect is considered armed and extremely dangerous; he's wearing a buccaneer outfit and is accompanied by what appears to be a Minotaur. Like the zombies, be careful if they start dancing."