I Apologize in Advance

You probably have better things to do with your time than getting sucked into a narcissistic spiral. I have loads of stuff to write today and yet I can't start until I see what I would look like as a Manga cartoon. Turns out it would look something like this:


















You might be thinking, "Well, now that you know what you look like as a Manga cartoon, surely you can get to the business of writing." And you'd be wrong. For now I need to see what I'd look like as a drunk (as if I'm not!). Turns out, I'd look like this:



















And now that that's settled, it's imperative I see what I look like as a baby.





















Judging from the picture above, I had AIDS as a baby. Either that or a bad skin condition.

I still have Modigliani, Mucha, Botticelli, Apeman, Older Adult, East Asian, Afro-Caribbean (did I spell that right?) and some other faces to go. I don't think I'll be leaving the house before Tuesday.