Sunday, August 06, 2006

I Apologize in Advance

You probably have better things to do with your time than getting sucked into a narcissistic spiral. I have loads of stuff to write today and yet I can't start until I see what I would look like as a Manga cartoon. Turns out it would look something like this:


















You might be thinking, "Well, now that you know what you look like as a Manga cartoon, surely you can get to the business of writing." And you'd be wrong. For now I need to see what I'd look like as a drunk (as if I'm not!). Turns out, I'd look like this:



















And now that that's settled, it's imperative I see what I look like as a baby.





















Judging from the picture above, I had AIDS as a baby. Either that or a bad skin condition.

I still have Modigliani, Mucha, Botticelli, Apeman, Older Adult, East Asian, Afro-Caribbean (did I spell that right?) and some other faces to go. I don't think I'll be leaving the house before Tuesday.

4 comments:

Butternut said...

Ah, the Creep-O-Matic 5000. That thing just takes good pictures of pretty people and turns them into scary monsters. Amazing. Tell me that first pic doesn't look like M.J.

I don't wanna be like Mike.

Tim said...

Cool! I want to see what I would look like as a meth addict. You know there is a difference between Manga and Anime right? Nevermind. I don't have a good photo to use for this though (avatar photo I look boiled and baked) - I'll find and use one of ian michael black I guess.

Tim said...

Wow is that cool. And spooky!

What's not cool is my inability to imbed this jpg. Looks like somebody's got a case of the mondays.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/8/21809004431.jpg&s=f10

Clinton Freeman said...

I'm not sure what scares me more; the violence in the Middle East, the eroding of our civil liberties, or these pictures.