Tuesday, August 15, 2006
This is actually a pretty cool idea.
Looks like you're 18 now. That's pretty cool. I'm your dad. You should know a few things about me: I'm really low on rent right now and the miracle of your potential birth is the only thing standing between me and eviction. I sometimes make ends meet by selling marijuana. I've never met your mom but I'm sure she's great.
What else can I tell you about myself? I do a lot of open mics. I'm an artist.
I hope you have a good life.