Watched "Marie Antoinette" this afternoon. I haven't been so bored by a movie in recent memory. Here's a synopsis: Kirsten Dunst may or may not get to have sex with Louis Auguste, her effete French husband, and heir to the throne of France. While not having sex, the burden of not having sex really weighs down on her and she drinks a lot of champagne, buys a lot of shoes and eats a lot of cake. There are many scenes of cake-eating and champagne-drinking. A lot of montages of Kirsten Dunst staring off, pensively. I forget if there was any dialogue at all.
But if you are the type of person who loves to watch Young Hollywood eat cake, then this is a must-see.